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You Might Be A Fishermen If: 5 Replies

Started by Debra Trawick. Last reply by Dave Piavis Jr. Oct 12, 2011.

Dam fish! 3 Replies

Started by chris. Last reply by David F. Castro Feb 11, 2010.

New Rod 1 Reply

Started by chris. Last reply by pcazman Nov 27, 2009.

Fishing Or Sex 1 Reply

Started by Andy Hansen. Last reply by James M. Dill Nov 15, 2009.

fishermans handshake

Started by Jiggen4perch Mar 23, 2009.

Marriage counseling 4 Replies

Started by Veridian. Last reply by Mrs. Smith Sep 14, 2008.

proud fisherman

Started by chris Jul 22, 2008.

first day of bass season 3 Replies

Started by chris. Last reply by Destinee Jul 9, 2008.

what do you call? 1 Reply

Started by chris. Last reply by Terry Bunnett Jun 30, 2008.

what do you call a fish with no eye?

Started by Terry Bunnett Jun 30, 2008.

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Comment by Sean David Gage on October 10, 2011 at 10:39am

Why didn't anyone like the fisherman?

 

 

He was a Master baiter(for all those who don't get it Mastorbateor

Comment by Josh Dahlke on February 12, 2010 at 4:59pm
For a nice, innocent laugh, check out Richard Stubler's new cartoon in the latest issue of SimplyFishingMagazine.com!
Comment by pcazman on December 28, 2009 at 3:24pm
City Fisherman
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat.
He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work?"

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"

"You're the sixth," he said.
Comment by pcazman on December 28, 2009 at 3:20pm
Three blondes fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"
Comment by pcazman on December 28, 2009 at 3:17pm
Successful Ice Fishing

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all, while the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secret is.

"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," is the reply.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," the successful fisherman repeats.

"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The man spits something into his hand and says very clearly,

"You've got to keep your worms warm."
Comment by pcazman on December 28, 2009 at 3:14pm
Bad-but this was sent to me:Q: What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?

A: They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.

Sunday School

A young boy, tardy for Sunday School, explained that he was late because he'd planned on going fishing that day, but his dad told him he needed to go to church. The teacher was impressed and asked the boy how his dad explained that it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.

The boy replied, "Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
Comment by Josh Dahlke on November 5, 2009 at 5:59pm
Hey Jokesters,

Check out this free fishing magazine, SimplyFishingMagazine.com. The new issue is no joke.
Comment by Debra Trawick on April 20, 2009 at 10:27pm
Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?
Comment by Debra Trawick on April 20, 2009 at 10:26pm
A fisherman was fishing a lake that he has never had any luck on. But this day he was catching a fish it seemed on every other cast. When he was done for the day he had caught way too many fish over the limit but he decided he would keep them all even though he would be breaking the law. Half way home the Game Warden pulls him over and asks him to see his fish. When the man shows the warden the fish the Warden yells you have caught too many!! The fisherman says calmly "those are not fish out of the lake" he states they are his pet fish and everyday he lets them go in the lake to feed. The Warden not believing this says then how do you get them back. The fisherman says he whistles and the jump into his boat one by one. Well the Warden having heard every excuse says he just has to see this. The Warden and the fisherman both head out on the lake and stop in a cove. The Warden tells him to let the fish go, and cooperating the man lets all his fish go. After a couple minutes pass, the Game Warden tells him to whistle and get the fis back. Very calmly the fisherman replies "What Fish."
Comment by no name on April 7, 2009 at 1:12pm
Thought everyone might enjoy this picture of a rare shark. LOL
 

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